FERGIE GETS FRISKY
We always knew that Sir Alex Ferguson was a secret romantic at The Craic. The hairdryer treatment? Contrary to popular belief it actually refers to the gentle grooming he gives Cathy before sending her off to town with a peck on the cheek.
Well now the notoriously laid-back boss has revealed himself to be quite the ladies man. Debating the relative merits of Premier League vs Champions League, Fergie divulged the real reasons why he loves a continental trip...
“You can smell the cigars and there’s perfume wafting down from the stands,” Ferguson told The Sun.
“It’s wonderful, it’s different. I love it. You go to Milan and everyone’s so stylish. Every woman who passes you by is Miss World. The whole atmosphere at these places is unreal.”
We think it's fair to say Fergie hasn't been this flustered about a bunch of Italians since Massimo Taibi's agents got him a move to Old Trafford.
THE PITCH
Here's our latest attempt at finding stardom in the world of television. Don't forget to leave your own suggestions in the box at the bottom of the page.
Ready, Steady, Cook - Former Wales defender Karl Ready, Ipswich striker Jon Stead and QPR's Lee Cook go head-to-head alongside Ainsley Harriott - whose dish will the audience choose?
CAPTION COMPETITION
Get your teeth into this one...it's amazing what you can come up with when all you've go to go is the Prime Minister, Wayne Rooney and a scarf. Incidentally, wonder who paid for that scarf.....
